FOREWORD
Puerto Rico has ADD, which is weird because he drives a Ford Focus. I tried to tell him that joke,
but he kept getting distracted by my shoelaces.*
Yesterday, while I was pruning this work of art, some pale, squeaky voice, skinny, weird widow, dressed like those fundamentalist Jesus freaks Pentecostals, stops while she walks on the opposite sidewalk and exclaims: What a jungle!
Your host responds: This is a prairie garden. There are not many around.
Squeaky replies: How beautiful!
A monkey tells a rabbit about his big ears. This is the prize winning garden of our widow..
The jungle in question
Another example of supine ignorance in the concrete/asphalt isle.
*Adapted from a joke from Zach Galifianakis. An actor, stand up comedian who hates to be loved.
that is that
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